Websites like Match.com allow sad, lonely women all over the country to invite pain and rejection into their lives with just a few clicks of the mouse.

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25 Responses to “Online Dating Streamlines Rejection For Women”

  1. googley3 says:

    well yeah… i did

    well yeah… i did

    lol sorry if i offended u in some way.

  2. katikar1 says:

    you do know your …
    you do know your just crazy right?

  3. NoClassPranking says:

    Then stop watching.
    Then stop watching.

  4. googley3 says:

    …this is mean.
    …this is mean.

  5. umahuma4 says:

    you are?
    you are?

  6. sdgdsgs says:

    this isnt funny …
    this isnt funny

    its a bit sad and disturbing

  7. AntiVaccine says:

    Refuse vaccines, …
    Refuse vaccines, they contain aluminum, mercury, MSG, aspartame/formaldehyde, squalene etc that cause diseases such as lupus, arthritus, Gulf War Synrdrome, Guillain-Barre, Parkinson’s, Alzheimer’s, ADD/ADHD, autism, asthma, cancer etc. Now the WHO is pushing for 4.9 billion H1N1 vaccines to be made and used worldwide that may just have nanochips in them too..hmm

  8. ownman420 says:

    thats so up …
    thats so up lol..i met some interesting girls online only because i got bored with girls in my town

  9. driescraenen says:

    the news anchor …
    the news anchor made me lol!
    dead serious: “What a bunch of dogs”

  10. gotrixx5806 says:

    this is some funny …
    this is some funny cus its true

  11. royalsteven says:

    Hmm only …
    Hmm only adultfriendfinder is worthwile. At least there the women don’t look like worn out plastic bags O_O

  12. cloudberry121 says:

    “Now I can be …
    “Now I can be rejected on my own terms.”

    LMAO!

  13. MrNamefag says:

    O come on now, …
    O come on now, aren’t you going to respond to my comment, or are you only used to arguing with complete morons and aren’t prepared to argue with some one who has more than 3 brain cells left.

  14. Ricksdetrix says:

    lol at 1:00 pause …
    lol at 1:00 pause and read it!!

  15. RodSweis says:

    you know, i …
    you know, i completely agree. and that makes me wonder if that’s where ‘aint that a bitch’ originated. cuz the hypocritical is the when she wants equality but she gets to do push-ups on her knees. you, lady. you’re either equal, or you’re a weak that needs the door to be held open for you.

  16. RonaldButlerJr says:

    ha! it will …
    ha! it will distract the women from killing themselves!

  17. DamnitEvan says:

    lololol
    lololol

  18. sshabache says:

    It’s funny…you …
    It’s funny…you guys get so mad. Relax…don’t do it.

  19. MrNamefag says:

    I’m sorry I just …
    I’m sorry I just have to bring this up again, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR STUPID!!!!

  20. MrNamefag says:

    So in short, I care …
    So in short, I care about women and animals, I just don’t give a about you.

  21. MrNamefag says:

    I care deeply for …
    I care deeply for animals, The only difference between me and you is that I eat animals you just choose not to and then look down upon me and say you have the moral high-ground. Also, I do care about women’s rights, but some feminists are just plain retarded, they demand equality but claim they are better than men, so to break it down, “all women are whores” = sexist, but , “all men are pigs” = YOU GO GIRL! Don’t blame all men for some dick that broke your heart in highschool.

  22. MarcoAtlarge says:

    I’m gonna get me a …
    I’m gonna get me a huny outta prison. Need a workable timeframe to get my house cleaned up in.

  23. MrNamefag says:

    …… …
    ……BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You are retarded, haven’t you ever heard of a troll you fuckwit? they’re messing with you and you fell for it, You just made my day.

  24. VeryEvilPettingZoo says:

    I know it’s the …
    I know it’s the Onion, but damn, that was harsh.

  25. DJRenee says:

    LMAO at how many of …
    LMAO at how many of yall don’t know this is fake!!! LMAO….it just shows how bad the US Education system. If someone looks the part and speaks with an intelligent sounding voice you guys don’t actually LISTEN to what they are saying…..lmao…good job whomever posts this…